Wednesday, May 23, 2007

play it sideways


Mitt Romney strikes me as a regal looking fellow who might head a Town Planning Board or make a fine Selectman, but presidential material...not so much...

Manny being Manny beat Yanks...

Justice Department officials are taking "The Fifth" and getting immunity to testify on the Justice Department. Do we see a problem here?

Leo Dicaprio says we should stop using plastic utensils when we order out...to save the planet ya know...maybe it was Brad Pitt...

Everyone can satisfy their adoption Jones and help stop illegal immigration by adopting a Mexican landscaper...

John McCain dropped an F-bomb...oh my...

Apollo Ohno is killing my America one cha-cha at a time...

Gas prices are way up and everyone seems happy to pay...Exxon execs and their Haliburton brethren should spend the Memorial Day weekend in Guantanamo Bay...working their Wharton magic in solitary...

Celts got screwed in the NBA draft lottery...again

I believe Joe Torre will soon be borrowing Fredo's sciff for a little smelt fishing...

Friday, May 11, 2007

who dissed who?



Roger "The Rocket" Clemens is coming to the NY Yankee's. I wonder if he's any relation to the Roger Clemens who won a couple of Cy Young's back in the day for the BosSox? I wonder how they work his starts in around his golf schedule? So much for Yankee tradition. This sounds like the Web 2.0 version of 25 cabs for 25 players.

Al Sharpton said what about Mormons?

Since when did people create petitions to keep celebutants out of the slammer? Paris should just ad to her video series. Her new release for the Cellblock 6 Shower Series. Suggested title - "Check Into Hotel Hilton - Room Service is a Bitch".

That Republican Presidential debate was a real toe-tapper.

Saw G.W. stating that we can't really expect to stop car bombings all together, just restrict them to low mpg SUV's as part of his combined Stop Global Warming/Global Terror campaign.

Can you light a feature film with CFL's?