Ten Celebs That Gotta Go

Naomi Campbell: should be stationed on the Mexican border with an endless supply of cell phones...she'd stop the illegal immigration problem in its tracks!

Britney & KFed: stop dropping the baby just to get some press and disappear.

Jessica Simpson/Paris Hilton: the only thing either of you could do to peak my interest would be to have sex with someone you haven't boinked already... each other. Get outta my face!

George Clooney: remember he was at the peak of his acting powers when a regular on "Roseanne".

Star Jones: she's determined to personally finance a new splooge of cosmetic surgery mega-stores. Get your liposuctioned, money grubbing, mutant body out of my consciousness you Oprah wanna be!

David Beckham: Does anyone in the U.S. follow metrosexual soccer...get out of the country!

Kimora Lee Simmons: a trans-ethnic nobody, marries a sorta gay gazillionaire, steals somebody's fashion line concept and should be incarcerated right now!

Ashlee Simpson: please lip-sync your second banana, no-talent tuchas, into the next Karaoke bar please.

Dakota Fanning: Bring back MaCauley Culkin...fast, or just introduce her to crack cocaine and get it over with...

The Donald: the hair, the ego and the bionic wife - get out and get out now!