Dick Cheney's Baseball News

Our esteemed V.P., Dick Cheney, threw out the first pitch at the Nationals home opener yesterday displaying a better arm than either Johnny Damon or Bernie Williams...(sorry). Dick has been working out at his bunker bullpen in anticipation of his first outing of the spring and looked good bringing several in attendance to comment "that he looks like he's got his "Desert Storm" fastball back".

In the real baseball world, the Sox looked like the Dodger's of old with good pitching and timely hitting beating the Blue Jays 5-1, behind a feisty Josh Beckett. My new best friend, Wily Mo Pena, took the opportunity to screw-up an easy catch and helped a flyball into the bullpen for a visitor's homerun. In NYC the Yankees are back after coming from behind to beat the pathetic Royals at the Stadium.
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