Thursday, February 08, 2007

nansy pelosi's pimped out jet

So you're the leader of the dems in congress for the first time in years, clamoring for righteous change and one of the first things you do is ask for the biggest, most tricked-out military jet this side of dick cheney's ego to haul you and your posse back and forth to cali. Way to join hands with everyday americans Nancy, way to go. Of course Deny Hastert had the same jet when he was speaker but...

Diapers, divorce, love triangle and the space program. My heads spinning at the possibilities. I think I have an idea for an MTV reality show with Flav-o-Flav in a NASA jumpsuit with diapers on the outside and ladies catfighting weightless in a zero-gravity room...

Bushatola was praising his climate change record today. Yeah he didn't try to discredit all the science and ignore global warming while pissing on the Kyoto Protocol. I must of been watching too much PBS and not enough Fox News the last 6 years.

Maybe Hillary should start her makeover by moving toward flairs on the pantsuit front. Just a thought.

out.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Neat post, one correction. Pelosi is now 3rd in line for the White House. All she asked was if she could get a plane that would take her from her home in CA, to DC without having to stop for refueling, for security reasons. The rest of the story was just rumor and innuendo.

4:33 PM  
Blogger Galli Galli Sim Sim said...

You're right Kurt. Come to find out the Republican smear campaign was working on Nancy. It appears she didn't even ask for the upgrade. I'll print a retraction later.
regards,
ggss

4:38 PM  

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