Sir Paul McCartney...

Why is it that we wee, little people can look at an impending car crash of a celebrity wedding like Sir Paul McCartney's and say, "that marriage will never work" and nine times out of ten we are right, while the billionaire involved gets stuck with the bill? The "new Yoko" doesn't have the depth and celebrity class of the 'old Yoko". The "old Yoko" has great lawyers, a mean streak and can really hold a grudge, while dear Heather has only a toothy English smile, 1.5 legs and a compulsion to hobble to the next photo op as quickly as she can. Now, be that as it may, Heather gets the best of all possible results, she has her own fame and notoriety, she has $300 million of Paul's cash and she can do the talk show circuit on her upcoming "I Married a Beatle" book tour (we know it's coming). So now I can sit back and say "I told you so.", and bemoan that conviving trollop's $300 million windfall. At least Anna Nicole Smith waited for her ancient marrier to pass away before she got paid for services rendered.
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