Friday, August 18, 2006

Doggin me....


Sports...
The Yankees are appearing at Fenway Park this weekend starting with an exciting day/night doubleheader today. The Sox and Yanks both sport some bad pitching so look for the old green monster's scoreboard to be spinning like a dreidel.

Your momma...
A quick list of reality TV shows that are killing America

Dog the Bounty Hunter - worst hair and styling job on television. The "Dog" looks like a steroid laden, transvetite wrestler, named "Hondo" and his wife appears to be a long lost third Valliant Brother with two giant marshmellows stuffed in his/her shirt. Yikes...

American Idol - didn't Ed McMahon do this show 20 years ago...

America's Got Talent - Chuck Barris did this one as his day job while he worked for the CIA...

Project Runway
- for middle-Americans who have tired of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy but still need a horrid fashion fix...

Big Brother - let's hold lying and deceit up as the primary tools of self realization...

Any dancing show
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Road Rules or anything by MTV - youth killing, brain rotting look into the empty vessel that is America's youth...

Ghost Hunters
- These dudes never find a damn thing but I am fascinated by night vision equipment...

Rock Star Supernova - well this is my favorite and I watch it religiously so buzz off...
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4 Comments:

Blogger Mike said...

It's just as bad on this side of the pond, Big Brother, Love Island, The X Factor...... bilge the lot of them.

11:28 AM  
Blogger Galli Galli Sim Sim said...

Never used bilge as a verb...thanks for the insight...people get what they deserve...good to hear it's just as bad over there...you do have better music.

11:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whew, I only watch one of these: Big Brother.

9:29 PM  
Blogger Galli Galli Sim Sim said...

You are a wise and/or lucky individual.
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9:43 PM  

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