Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Smoke this....


If I had a gallbladder it would be barking at this stuff...

Anyone with half a brain could see "Snakes on a Plane" was a total piece of crap. Unfortunately the hype in the blogospere didn't translate into boffo box office, so a nice marketing story goes kaput because the movie didn't deliver.

Mayor Mike Bloomberg is donating $125 million of his own cash to fight cigarette smoking worldwide. Doesn't Mike have better things to do with his $$$, the homless still litter our streets, the Indian Point Nuke Plant could use a couple more rent-a-cops, the trees in the city are looking a little shabby (see Chicago) and Mike is out to outlaw freedom of choice? I ain't no smoker but let's move on Mikey.

On a similar front Brit Television station, Boomerang, is editing out smoking scenes from old Tom & Jerry cartoons to protect the wee ones.

Have we had enough JonBenet stuff. Heroic Americans are dying everyday in Iraq and Afganistan and yet we have world-class reporters lurking on trans-Atlantic flights monitoring some attention starved pedophile's bowel movements and alchohol intake. (I personally recommend a PBR when celebrating my arrest on any type of childsex crime) The guy, Karr, is obvously innocent. One look at this guy with his Mr. Rogers high-waters and creepy eye make-up and you know the kid would have kicked his sorry ass.
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