Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Missives From the Bunker


In a testament to the total lack of viable political candidates, Jeb Bush is being touted as future presidential material. The porky bro of G.W. is not all that popular in his home state of Florida, so how that translates to a national presence is questionable. If you want to set a low voter turnout record have Jeb and Hilary face off in the least compelling presidential election of all time...

Just as various clowns and crooks are being passed off as possible presidents it's revealed that VNR's, or Video News Releases, produced by the U.S. government and private corporations like Pfizer have been passed off as real news and broadcast on network television. This isn't suprising since it's the goal of every Public Relations company. The FCC is very slow to investigate because they have been intentionally looking the other way while distracting the American public with high-profile fines and campaigns against insignificant quasi-entertainers like Howard Stern, because he said "poop" or "pussy".

...and oh, by the way, the Iraqui army is really becoming a force to reconned with...right...watch what they're selling you.
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