Welcome to The Kobe Haters Blog

Here at the "Collar" we fully support and appreciate an individuals ability to churn up some real animosity for sports figures and entertainers alike. In this case the object of our new Tenant's scorn is none other than that two-faced, smiling, woman abuser...Kobe Bryant. I have to concur that Kobe represents the worst in preening, self agrandizing, egocentric star behavior, sort of a rich man's Jeremy Piven. In the spirit of such unbridled animus here is a list of some of my favorites or at least the ones I can think of in my current confused-dial-up-state:

A certain former Red Sox player who fits this description:
Looks like Jesus
Acts like Judas
Throws like Mary

- Ryan Seacrest (we'll get into gay marriage in another post)
- Gary Sheffield
- A Rod
- Naomi Campbell
- Any Bush including Barbara
- The Simpson sisters
- Any actress from "Sex in the City"
- Any actress from "Desperate Housewives"
- The Big Unit
- Adam Sandler
- Jim Carrey
- Kevin Garnett
- Punk Ass Isaih Thomas
- Super Punk Ass Stephon Marbury
- Old white-guy Punk Ass Larry Brown

There are so many, many, more I'll have to do this again.
Thanks for the inspiration and bad karma, Kobe Haters, rock on!
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