Holiday humor...

I got nothin' today so I thought I'd steal some jokes from others...here goes...

*They always throw around the term "liberal elite". And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right, what's more elite than believing that only you will go to heaven?
John Stewart

*We should take Iran and Iraq and combine them into one country and call it "Irate".
Denis Leary

*"It's easy to tell whose kids are gonna be messed up. If the kid calls his grandma 'Mommy' and his mama 'Pam', he's going to jail!"
Chris Rock

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