The "Burn in Hellfire List"

In an effort to move away from all things positive...the "Collar" is launching a semi-weekly, "Burn in Hellfire List" to be used when needed, as a purging exercise.

This weeks storied group:

Bono - the pop political diva has taken his music publishing company out of Ireland and fled to the Netherlands to avoid Irish taxes on the band's royalties and to continue his fight against world poverty by further lining his own pockets. Ouch! Take that poverty.

Right-wing Radio Talk Demon and full-time blowhard, Michael Savage, who blames the gay community and it's "deathstyle" for spawning Mark Foley and his ilk. It must be getting very crowded in that Republican closet about now.

Sting - saw his pompousness on Studio 60 last night playing a lute and warbling some of his warmed over tunes to promote an upcoming easy-listening project. (yes...that was the sound of toilets flushing around the world) Everyone knows a lute record is the final refuge of musical performers who have run out of energy and ideas and are yearning to join Rod Stewart in their grandmother's Itunes playlist. Rock on yoga-boy.

Karl Rove - the cynical little political mastermind has managed to make a game of the fall elections even with daily Republican scandals. The little turd, who most days can be found in his office wrapped in Old Glory with a crucifix each hand plotting political shenanigans. The bigbald Bushinista has been aided greatly aided in his proganda efforts by a hyper-ventilating and incompetant Democratic Party.

Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - who says he has...inspirational links to God, and went on to say that if you were a true believer, God would show you miracles. The Iranian Incubus's utterances are scarily close to our own presidents musings on his messages and directives from upstairs. Great minds think alike.

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