Get a grip....

Just a couple of things...

Heather Mills is said to have footage of Sir Paul knocking her around, further evidence of the glowing nature of their former union. Doesn't everyone tape their family arguments? Heather is obviously trying to add a couple of zeros to her severence check. When it comes time for Sir Paul to settle-up, hopefully we'll find Heather doesn't have a leg to stand on (sorry). We could have warned him early on...

I haven't seen the footage of insurgents in Iraq firing on U.S. troops (from their pov). In reaction to the airing of the footage, super-patriot Rep. Alan Hunter, chairman of the House Armed Services Committee, asked the Pentagon to remove CNN reporters embedded with US combat units. Censorship is always the best way to protect our troops. I'm sure terrorists across America are the real audience for this footage not the American public in search of more evidence as to what's really going on in that desert rat-hole.

Madonna may go for two...Never one to hesitate or cut corners when she really wants something, her ladyship, Madonna has taken to snagging a gaggle of African babies. Whether it's banging a back-up dancer or corralling a new religion, Madge get's the job done.

Hillary should just announce her candidacy and get it over with before Bill blurts its out.

George Michael states that ganja keeps him sane. I'd hate to see him when he's off the weed.

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