Rosie

I get confused sometimes. This whole Danny Devito drunk on The View deal has my tired beer-addled brain spinning. When did Rosie O'Donnell get resurrected as a leader of Daytime Television-engorged womanhood? Ellen Degeneres does a little white-people dancing, and soccer moms everywhere tune-in. Where's the gay-hating, liberal-bashing, Rush Limbaugh-worshiping America we all have seen win recent Presidential elections? I guess the men in the household are doing all the voting. American dads are fighting the good fight, arm-in-arm with Bill O'Reilly -- his "Culture Warrior" sitting atop their Christmas gift list as they put themselves on the Amazon.com wait-list for Don Rumsfeld's forthcoming tome, "Killing Other People's Kids, Through Stupidity and Arrogance." Bathed in the radio-fertilized, hate-based, political cauldron they call a carpool, America's dads must be angrily driving back and forth from their nowhere jobs each day grumbling about gay marriage and not talking about it over dinner. How else can we explain mom's love of Oprah, and Rosie (her last job was producer of "The Big Gay Show" on Logo), and Ellen -- all who -- in some way -- represent the killing of traditional, white America through progressive, liberal behavior? I'm just asking the questions here...now I'm off to the fridge for a daytime libation. Stay away from that clicker...
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