Al Sharpton, Britney and the KGB...

Rough times ahead for some cops here in old NYC. Seems some undercover cops and their associates dropped 51 shells on a group of guys leaving the Kalua Cabaret (translate strip club) in Queens. The story makes for some tragically great headlines. "Unarmed Groom Gunned-Down on Eve of Wedding". The deceased was no angel and may have tried to run down one of the cops a couple of times but who can say the deadman even realized he was dealing with the law when the guys with the shields look like Mickey Rourke after a rough weekend. Al Sharpton is leading the lynch mob. And I was just warming up to Al....

The story of the ex KGB agent poisoned with polonium-210 is so juicy you know we'll be seeing it on every last one of the 279 CSI's and Law and Orders. The story behind the story is the bogus bombings that the Russian government staged to create the public outcry that allowed them to crush the Chechen separatist movement. Old school KGB stuff is coming back in style.

Saw the pix on Page Six of Paris Hilton and Britney Spears out carousing, boobs akimbo. I love when two great franchises come together to form an even more powerfully shallow entity. Sort of like Time Warner merging with AOL...the synergies and economies of scale are just so compelling...blurp...look out for those polonium cocktails ladies...

America ain't it grand.
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