The wind betwix my loins...

Speculation here at "The Collar", is that Alexander Litvinenko got dosed with polonium obtained from the Russian black market, (a logical assumption even given our limited analytical capabilities). In a 'Bergen County meets Stalingrad' parallel, Vlad Putin probably pulled a Tony Soprano on this one, whereby he mentioned his disdain for Litvinenko while draining his love pony in a Moscow men's room while surrounded by former KGB sycophants looking to move up in Putin's esteem. No direct connection to The Don. Now that the international press is all over the story, look for several more bodies to show up...including Big Pussy's.

What's the deal with all the panty-less exposure Britney and Paris are copping? Is this the new celebrity "branding"?

George Bush is supporting the global fight against aids by endorsing abstinence as "the only sure way" to avoid spreading HIV. I presume he understands how this conveys his profound understanding of the gay and African communities. Genius!

Danny Devito called the Prez "numbnuts" or some such thing on "The View" the other day. At least he was wearing underwear.
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