who dissed who?

Roger "The Rocket" Clemens is coming to the NY Yankee's. I wonder if he's any relation to the Roger Clemens who won a couple of Cy Young's back in the day for the BosSox? I wonder how they work his starts in around his golf schedule? So much for Yankee tradition. This sounds like the Web 2.0 version of 25 cabs for 25 players.

Al Sharpton said what about Mormons?

Since when did people create petitions to keep celebutants out of the slammer? Paris should just ad to her video series. Her new release for the Cellblock 6 Shower Series. Suggested title - "Check Into Hotel Hilton - Room Service is a Bitch".

That Republican Presidential debate was a real toe-tapper.

Saw G.W. stating that we can't really expect to stop car bombings all together, just restrict them to low mpg SUV's as part of his combined Stop Global Warming/Global Terror campaign.

Can you light a feature film with CFL's?