somebody woke up my possum...

It's been a rough three months. Between Senators playing footsie in the mensroom and Billy Belichick getting nailed for doing some Paris Hilton-style video-voyeurism of the NY Jets coaching staff my Tivo is spinning!
(note I don't really own a Tivo)

The Yankees hit Beantown tonight presenting my Bosox with a glowing opportunity to regain some of that 2004 karma, a complexion rejuvenating event that only a sound bitch-slapping of Joe Torre's Midtown Merceneries can provide. Anything less than a Boston sweep will be totally unacceptable. Let's leave A-Rod's head spinning like the molecular structure of Britney's cellulite at the VMA's.

A few questions:
- Where's Al Gore - making a movie?
- Can Ron Paul win a primary?
- Will Mitt Romney ever have a hair out of place? (see also Edwards, John)
- Can Rudy "I've had more wives than a good Mormon" Guiliani really get the Christian Right in his limo?
- When's K-Feds next release?
- Was it fair of Tiger to hit the roids?
- When can I proudly break-out my Belichick/Patriot's hoodie again at cocktail parties?
- Do you know what a yurt is?
- Which will come first? The initial troop pullout from Iraq or a Hilary/Obama presidential ticket?