apocalypse now

Turn off your television set unless you want to see more depressing info than you can possibly endure on the shut-in, schizophrenic, nut-job who murdered all those innocent kids at VT. Many news services say he "set a record" for mass murder. We can expect many more internet-generation, video game programmed, copycats to attempt to fill the media void and grab there 15 minutes of infamy.

Why do I need to see pictures of Anna Nicole's poolboy impreganator (new word), Larry Whateverhisnameis, rolling around on the floor with their baby? Every shot of him has giant dollar signs where his baby-blues used to be.

Imus said the "nappy" word and John Edwards had a $400 haircut... just a bad week for hair all around.

I'm in Seinfeld's bizzarro world. The Red Sox lead the majors in pitching.

American Idol is the Walmart of broadcast television. The success of the show speaks to tattered and soiled condition of our society. We should all be ashamed. I'm turning to Donald Trump's Success Building Infomercial series for quality entertainment and overall inspiration.

Why are we still arguing about global warming? What's the upside again?

Honeybees are disappearing. That's big.

let the eagles fly...

It's been a while...

Enough with Don Imus - his demise is attributable to the old-guys trying too hard to be cool syndrome (I've shown a few symtoms myself). Soon Snoop Dog will have reached an age where he won't be embraced for spewing the same crap.

Dice K is human.

Let's fire the Yankee's training staff the next time someone says the word "hamstring".

The Dems are so concerned about keeping the I-war in Bush's lap that they are paralyzed.

American Idol and Dancing With the Stars are ruining my America.

Spring has sprung but I'm still in first gear...

Loved the fight between Geraldo and O'Reilly last week. Just when was it that Geraldo went over to the darkside...about the time he looked into Al Capone's safe and it was empty.

Does anyone actually watch Anderson Cooper?

I'm glad the "Donald" has moved on to wrestling. Before he picked up the figure-four-Bobby-lock I was sure Rosie could kick his ass.

I'm about to head north to check on the status of my bunker after a long, hard Catskill winter that continues to spit snow and ice...wish me luck.
ggss

the beginning of the end...

Let's just get a couple of things out of the way right from the get-go. Curt Schilling did lose his opening day start but contrary to everyone in Boston's confirmed belief he is not on the fast track to oblivion. Schill will be fine.

Speaking of doing just fine...John Edwards seems to be pretty much a viable candidate for the Democratic nomination. If the guy wins a couple of early primaries he may get the "he kinda looks like a Kennedy" buzz and look-out!

I think Barack got in a little early which could make him passe before a vote is even cast.

If the guy from Law and Order becomes a Republican front-runner America is in more trouble than already advertised.

Even the loyal "Bushies" are starting to waiver...

Can someone please kill network television before American Idol and Dancing with the Stars merge into one giant blackhole of vacuous marketing emptiness and swallow the universe...

A shoutout to that guy who is dead to me. Playing for the Yankees is not the same as chillin with Sox...it's just a sad, sad state of affairs.

ggss